Stories Archive by Month - January
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Ricky Gervais Signs On To Host The 2012 Golden Globe Awards
HOLLYWOOD - Ricky Gervais who was a hit as the host of the recent 2011 Golden Globe Awards has just announced that he has already been approached about being the host for the 2012 Golden
E*trade Baby Jailed For Insider Trading
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Chelsea Clinton Dumped By Husband: She Moves In With Bill And Hillary - Marc Heads For Wyoming
NEW YORK CITY - The one and only child of President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been dumped by her husband of six months Marc Mezvinsky.
Mezvinsky, is a Wall Street investment
Taylor Lautner Offers Justin Bieber $5m For Selena Gomez
Multi-billionaire Taylor Lautner, named the highest earner in Hollywood, has bid an outrageous $5 million dollars for Justin Bieber's girlfriend, Selena Gomez.
"I've seen Selena's picture and I reckon she's worth every bit of $5 million",
Luis Suarez' Wife In Secret Talks With John Terry
Drop dead gorgeous Sophia Suarez is reported to be in top secret talks with Chelsea Captain John Terry, according to a Liverpool mole.
"We've been keeping an eye on Mrs Suarez for over 24 hours", explained
Luigi Fanchini Wants Kim Kardashian For "Anna Nicole Smith" Biopic
Flavour of the month director, Luigi Fanchini, is after reality star Kim Kardashian to play the part of former Playboy model and TV celebrity, Anna Nicole Smith.
"Cinema thrives on sex", explained 38 year old Fanchini
Lindsay Lohan's Latest Shocking Scandal - Necklacegate!
HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton pretty much ran neck and neck in the 2010 Celebrity Publicity Race.
"I'm Hot" Hilton backed off towards the end when told by her attorney that if she
Howard Stern's Phychiatrist Caught With His Fingers In The Cookie Jar
An insider working at the Dr.'s office that Howard goes to for psycho analysis has revealed that Howard's Doctor is a constant reader and sometime contributor to the The Stern Fan Network.
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