Stories Archive by Month - January
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Reagan Birthday Causes Run On Rose Colored Glasses
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting an unprecedented spike in the sales of rose colored glasses today. Supplies of rose colored glasses are at dangerously low levels as Republicans
China Celebrates The Chinese New Year By Invading Mongolia
BEIJING - The Republic of China kicked off the Chinese New Year with a rousing celebration. The Chinese army invaded the country that lies to the north Mongolia.
When Chinese President Hu Jintao was asked by
Katie Price And Alex Reid Blamed For The Fall of Egypt
Katie Price and Alex Reid have tonight been blamed for the fall of Egypt. This news was released earlier on today, as the riots in Cairo began to eat away at the infrastructure of
Crossbow Cannibal, Stephen Griffiths - How Many More Did He Kill?
Self styled Crossbow Cannibal, serial killer Stephen Griffiths is dying. Having been declared officially sane, the raving monster is being allowed to starve himself to death, in prison.
Griffiths, convicted for the murders of Suzanne Blamires,
Raoul Moat Biopic To Star Alex Reid
Flavour of the month movie director, Luigi Fanchini, announced yesterday that cage fighter Alex Reid has been cast to play Raoul Moat in the upcoming biopic of the killer's life.
Set in the rolling hills surrounding
Kepler Mission Discovers Five Gay Planets
Houston, TX - NASA is reporting today that the Kepler Mission has spotted five gay planets rotating around a distant sun. NASA says the five gay planets are 'poofy' and orbit their sun in
Vp Biden: Egypt Just Small Hump In The Road To Eventual Word Peace!
VP Joe Biden, struggling to over come his pronouncement just a few days ago that "Mubarak is not a Dictator" tried to downplay the US's sudden divorce from Egypt's strongman, an ally for
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