Stories Archive by Month - January
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Did Sally Bercow Pump-up Boris Johnson's Bike??
PARLIAMENT SQUARE: Hot gossip from Westminster tells of how London Mayor, Boris Johnson, got himself firmly stuck outside the chamber last night - with a completely flat tyre.
The Mayor had biked over to the
Fruit And Vegetable Sex Toys
A recent survey carried out by Girl Play magazine has revealed a liking of fruit and vegetables as sex toys among sexually active and adventurous women.
"The most popular vegetable was the carrot," said magazine editor,
Demi Lovato Finally Finds Happiness In The Amorous Arms of Wilmer Valderrama
VENICE BEACH, California - After spending three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic, it appears that Demi Lovato has finally found true love.
The young teen songstress was seen walking hand in hand
Egypt's Mubarek Orders The Beating of Journalists: "Now The World Will See I Am A Man of Peace"
Egypt's President Hosni Mubarek -- voted Time Magazine's 2011 World Leader Most Likely To Be Hung Upside-Down on Meathooks From the Roof Of His Palace-- has decided to try to gain the world's
Taylor Swift Splutters To A Standstill
NASHVILLE: Whispers that songbird Taylor Swift spluttered to a standstill last night, soon had every music journalist in America catching a flight to the capital of Country Music.
"What can it be? What
Gary Neville Retires €˜to Save Himself From Prison'
Man Utd veteran hangs up his boots, then hangs a referee
Rep. Giffords Astronaut Husband: Gabby Supports My Shuttle Mission. I Think. Well, She Didn't Say No, That's For Damned Sure!
Astronaut Mark Kelly is expected to announce Friday that he will command the upcoming flight of the space shuttle Endeavour, just a few weeks after his wife, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, was shot in Arizona during
Storm In A Bedsheet - Mr Bercow Will Go Potty
"'I look a complete idiot': Sally Bercow reacts to the furore over the 'storm in a bedsheet' photoshoot in front of Parliament
Sally Bercow, wife of the House of Commons Speaker, today admitted she had been
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