Stories Archive by Month - January
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Selena Gomez Forms 'Rat Pack' With Miley Cyrus & Demi Lovato
LOS ANGELES: the three 'wild' and 'wannabe wild' heroines of teenage American celebrity culture, have agreed to team up to create a replica gang to that formed by infamous Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin
Ronald Reagan At One Hundred...crowds Gather To Witness The (second) Coming
In cities all around the world masses of Conservative faithful have been gathering in anticipation of the "Sunday Miracle", the fulfillment of the prophecy made by Nancy Reagan's astrologer
Al Gore Trapped In Blizzard En Route To Climate Fundraiser
CHICAGO – Former Vice President and current global warming superstar, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. was trapped in his limousine on Chicago’s Lake Shore Drive Wednesday night for over six hours after the limo slid into
Texas Education Cuts Lead To Massive Student Lay Offs
(Austin, Texas) Ucs News: Long time Republican Texas Governor Rick Perry announced another round of severe budget cuts for the states already struggling school system. In a press
Miley Cyrus' Fifth Tattoo A Celebration of 'Why Do I Give A Sh-t?' Day.
For months Miley Cyrus has taken all the money she was saving up for a nose job --an L.A. surgeon quoted her a price of $243,000.00-- and blew it on defiling her teen-aged flesh
John Terry Grabs No 69 Shirt For Liverpool Match
STAMFORD BRIDGE Chelsea Captain, John Terry, has told Carlo Ancelotti that he must change his shirt number for Sunday's crunch game against Liverpool.
After seasons on end as a No 26, Terry has come to realise
Palin Wins Trademark Lawsuit
WASHINGTON (Ucs news) Â− Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's has won her lawsuit to trademark her name "SARAH PALIN" and "HALF TERM QUITTER". The U.S. Patent and Trademark
Heartbreak For Raven-symone: Drastic Weight Loss Doesn't Cure The Gay.
If there's one thing Raven-Symoné never lacked, it's self-confidence, a rabid desire for hot girl-on-girl action, allegedly, and an LDL of 168.
"I Thought I Looked Fabulous, No One Else Did."
What a fking pity. She
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