Stories Archive by Month - January

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Gop Introduces Bill To Ban Cfl Light Bulbs And Solar Calculators

Gop Introduces Bill To Ban Cfl Light Bulbs And Solar Calculators

(WASHINGTON:Ucs News) Reps. Joe Barton, R-Texas, Michael Burgess, R-Texas, and Marsha Blackburn, R-Tennessee, joined 12 other Republicans to reintroduced the Better Use of Light Bulbs Act or BULB Act, H.R. 91.

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 February 2011
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€˜hosni': Fastest Growing Name For U.S. Babies

Although Egyptian strongman Hosni Mubarak may soon be deposed and forced into exile by a populist uprising, his name will live on -- at least if parents in the United States have their say. Recent

 TheSkunk.org
Added: 05 February 2011
Robert Pattinson Negotiates "Soixante-Neuf" Deal With Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson Negotiates "Soixante-Neuf" Deal With Kristen Stewart

69 RODEO DRIVE: Rumours are trickling down the main drainpipe of CJ News that tell of a summit meeting last night between Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and a solid oak Elizabethan 4

Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Chelsea Clinton Denies She Wants Annulment After Hubby Caught Doing 'Bunny Hop' At Ski Bar!

Looking wan, drawn out, sickly and quite unappealing, actually a lot like her famous mother, Chelsea Clinton emerged from a NYC fitness (sic) center yesterday telling gathered press that her dysfunctional marriage "was stronger than

 The Spoof
Added: 05 February 2011
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Sally 'Sex Bomb' Bercow: Bedsheet Made Me Look A T***! (â£50k Modelling Fee Soon Softened The Blow)

London - (Dildo Baggins News): The 'Poison Dwarf' Speaker's wife is said to be fool (sic) of shame - as a reported £50,000 modelling cheque snuggles down comfily in her bank account. Some tacky bedsheet-draped

 The Spoof
Added: 05 February 2011
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Ask The Ghetto Shaman

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 Daily Discord
Added: 05 February 2011
Minnesota Woman Tries To Mail Puppy To Georgia

Minnesota Woman Tries To Mail Puppy To Georgia

Just when you think the human race can't get any more stupid and you can't bear to read one more account of animal cruelty, a story like this emerges. A 39-year old resident of Minneapolis, Stacey

 The Spoof
Added: 05 February 2011
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Miley Cyrus Unveils Latest "Tat"

Miley Cyrus, acclaimed American singer and star, has unveiled her fifth tattoo at a press conference in Tahrir Square, Cairo. The "tat" depicting images of Ben Ali, Hosni Mubarak, and King Abdullah II riding

 The Spoof
Added: 05 February 2011


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There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......

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