Stories Archive by Month - February

(San Francisco CA) The San Francisco City Council cancelled Valentines Day until further notice. The holiday was characterized as violent, elitest, sexist, racist, anti-Muslim, heterosexist, homophobic and offensive to Wiccans and barn owls. The de...

Scientists in Chutney on the Fritz have proven that the known universe is only one square on a Rubik's Cube.

New York, NY (Rotters) - Just as many voters are beginning to wake up across the country and proceed to their respective polls on a Super Tuesday which could

The Federation of Unique Criminologists(FUC) has announced its preference for penis over fingers.

(2008-02-05) -- The District of Columbia this week banned all public gatherings not organized, funded and run by the government. In prohibiting all privately-organized rallies, protests, church and club meetings, the District used the same

Johnny Depp has reacted angrily to suggestive reports that he has beaten wife French singer Vanessa Paradis.

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorSan Francisco, CA, March 22, 2008A new CNN/Zogby/Pollsters Club poll of American political polling habits finds that a majority of Americans admit “they do not always lie”

The new England manager, Fabio Capello, who many doubted would be able to effectively work with his players due to his lack of English, has made a good impression in his first full day on