Stories Archive by Month - February
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Proof of Water, Life And More On Mars
After months of NASA public relations debacles NASA has made strong showing in the public involvement arena as of late with definitive proof of not only water on Mars but of life on Mars. Not
Mitt Romney Secretly Prime Minister of Canada
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorOttawa, Canada, February 5, 2008Late into Super Tuesday primary election voting today, two intrepid investigative journalists with the Washington Post revealed that Mitt Romney, Republican candidate for
Wireless Internet Cut In Egypt By "Low-Flying Airplane"
Cairo, Egypt − After four submarine cables were cut this week causing major Internet outages across the Middle East, the situation has worsened with reports that wireless connections have been damaged as well.
Citing Faltering Economy, Lawmakers To Forego Cocktails
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., May 19, 2008In a bi-partisan, largely symbolic gesture intended to draw attention to the faltering US economy and its impact on the vanishing middle class,
Pc Weenies: Artificial Intelligence
How to know if you've been successful at creating artificial intelligence.
Nostalgic Bush Says Fy2009 Budget "Last Chance To Shaft The Poor"
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., February 12, 2008An unusually somber and introspective President George W. Bush, presenting the details of his $3.1 trillion FY2009 budget proposal for members of the
Beijing Relents: Will Allow 'Running of The Jews' At The 2008 Olympic Games
Beijing, China - The Communist Central Committee has given a green light to a new Olympic sport. Giving a green light is a rarity in a country where a red light is an politically honored
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