Stories Archive by Month - February
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Dems Acquire Republicans In Hostile Takeover
The Democratic Party today announced it had purchased the remnants of the Republican Party for $57 million. Initial resistance to the deal was described as having been spirited, ('The Democratic Party wants to buy us
Blair The Eu's George (bush In) Washington? What An Opus Dei One Whore's Race!
Brussels, Belgium - (Farcial Mess): Frantic Opus Dei whores trading is touting elder statesman (sic, sick) Tony Blair as the natural choice to be the European Union's first president.
Archbishop Rowan Williams Signs Up For Lotr4
Prominent Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan 'The Beard' Williams, has reportedly signed up to play the part of the resurrected 'Saruman' in the upcoming feature 'Lord of the Rings 4: The Final Insult'.
Lourdes To Close!
The French have been given six months to come up with a miraculous cure, or their famous Pilgrimage Site will be closed down. The small town of Lourdes in France has apparently become a shrine
In Search of The Calorie
Everyone knows that calories cause weight gain. But what is a calorie? Scientists believe that the answer to this question will not only cure obesity but also provide the key to understanding the nature of
Bushy Bush And Bush Ambush Bushed Bush
(Crawford TX) George W. Bush was bushed and decided to spend the weekend at the Bush Ranch with George H. W. Bush. He was trimming the rosebush that Laura Bush had planted when his drunken
Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Call It A Day. It's Over!
Shocked reporters and TV crews flocked to the LA mansion of actor and actress Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie after a dramatic announcement made by their publicist Harry Stottle.
Funny stories and jokes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina!)
The Spoof
Funny stories and jokes about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina!)
The Spoof
Added: 10 February 2008
Pete Doherty To Stage Camden Blaze Pub Benefit Gig
Camden Town - (Infernal Mess): Babyshambles singer is rallying pals to stage a benefit gig for Camden's Whorely Arms which burnt down in a mysterious blaze this weekend.
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