Stories Archive by Month - February
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Obama Sweeps Weekend Primaries, Grammy Awards, Box Office Records
As Obama-mania grew, backed by his unflagging message of hope, change, and optimism, he also got the nod for over eight Grammys, including best spoken word album and artist of the year.
Miley Cyrus Not Allowed To Tour In Europe Due To Row Over Her Name
Miley Cyrus has had to cancel plans for a short tour of European cities after a row between her management and the European Commission over her name.
Canada Under Attack From...turds!!
At last a turd story based on a real life news event. Canada is under attack after poo was dropped on Calgary from planes, believed to be piloted by Americans.
Rove Joins Mccain Campaign, Wrecks Straight Talk Express Bus
Topeka, KS (APE) - Hours after the McCain campaign announced that former Bush strategist Karl Rove would be coming aboard their campaign, tragedy was barely averted as the famous
Dick Cheney Accused of Cutting Iranian Fiber Optic Cables
Unconfirmed sources report that Vice-President Dick Cheney was on vacation in Alexandria, Egypt, during the time under sea cables were cut. The White House has denied that Cheney was in the
Shuster Resigns From Msnbc Over Comment, Signs With Mtv
New York, NY (DMZ) - Two days after offering an apology to presidential candidate Hillary Clinton and her daughter Chelsea for remarks made while hosting MSNBC's Tucker Carlson Show,
Yoko Ono Outed As Mother of Tribute Con Artist Known As Michael Jackson
California - (Preposterous Mess): Jumped up nonentity Yoko Ono Lennon has been outed by CIA archives as the mother of the tribute con artist masquerading as Michael Jackson.
Mitt Romney Taken Pow By John Mccain
"It's better that I surrender to John McCain than have a Democratic president hand me over to terrorists," Romney said as he conceded victory to McCain.
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