Stories Archive by Month - February
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Prince Bandar's Michael Jackson-feeding Uk/us Bank Accounts Frozen
London - (Litigious Mess): Bailiffs acting for a Bahriani princeling's recovery of Michael Jackson-owed debts have swooped on secret bank accounts held by the singer, funded by slush funds generated by former Saudi ambassador to
Mad Dog To Be Destroyed
US military prosecutors are putting the finishing touches to the first major case against Guantanamo Bay inmates suspected to have helped plot the September 11 attacks.
Not All Writers Are On Strike: Enduring Vision Wins 3rd Annual Humorfeed Competition
The third annual HumorFeed Satire News Awards showed that there's no shortage of good writing outside the WGA, as satire site The Enduring Vision took first place with a story satirizing both domestic and foreign
Republican-funded Group Attacks Barack Obama's Gulf War Service Record
(Washington) A group funded by the biggest Republican campaign donor in Texas began running an attack ad February 12th. in which former Gulf war veterans claim Barack Obama lied about his
Imus In Trouble Again
Shock-jock Don Imus once again is under fire for an on-air comment. During an afternoon broadcast on Wednesday, Imus referred to the nationally ranked girls soccer team at St. Elizabeth's, a private high school in
Dead Chicken To Become Kentucky State Bird
Frankfort, KY: Seven term Kentucky state Representative Charles Siler (R-Williamsburg) has introduced a resolution calling for 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' to be the state's official 'picnic food'. Dead chicken (Mortuus pullus) woul...
London Scientology Protest Threatens To Turn Violent Over Tom Cruise Assault
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London, England (UPSI) - London police were stunned early this morning as a wave of global protests against Scientology threatened to become violent there. Thousands
Nintendo Patents Wii Pants
Unconfirmed sources report that Nintendo has patented pants that have a special pocket to hold the gaming console's Wiimote controller. The tight fitting pants feature a special pocket centered in the
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