Stories Archive by Month - February
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Indonesian Tourists Warned: Do Not Handle Swollen Cocks!
Indonesia - Authorities notified all tourists who entered the country in recent days not to eat any poultry that appears swollen, or lethargic. In an unprecedented move that shocked many, Indonesian police seized thousands of
Miley Cyrus Suffering From Tourette's Syndrome
Miley Cyrus (AKA Hannah Montana) is suffering from a serious condition known as Tourette's Syndrome and as such is withdrawing from the world of showbusiness until a cure is found.
Amy Winehouse Refused Visa To Usa - However Abu Hamza Invited To Stay Indefinately
Drug addict Amy Winehouse has been refused a Visa to enter the USA despite promising to 'beehive' herself on the same day that militant Muslim Cleric Abu Hamza is told he is welcome to the
Hillary Clinton Seeks Donations To Avoid $20 Million Hostile Takeover Bid
New York, NY (Rotters) - One week after Internet search engine Yahoo began to fend off a hostile takeover bid from Microsoft, the Hillary Clinton for President campaign today
Fedex Error Sends Viagra To Monasteries Around The Globe!
Vatican City - In an error that has caused an uproar in Papal circles, millions of doses of the popular male sex enhancement drug Viagra were sent to unsuspecting Monks in over two-hundred monasteries worldwide.
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