Stories Archive by Month - February
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Liar Dreams 'Fantastic Dream'
A man was being treated in hospital today after walking into Paddington Green Police Station, and telling officers there of a most extraordinary dream that he had experienced two nights ago.
Queen Given £3m To Make Crumbling Kate Middleton Safe
London - Preposterous Mess): The UK's top royal benefit scounger has managed to blag a £3 million swagbag to shore up a disastrous PR campaign that promoted desperate wannabe somebody Kate Middleton as the next
Cnet Launches Dating Site To Hook Up Buzz Townies
Unconfirmed sources report that Cnet is starting a new website to link up it's viewers. The site called Cnet Connect is a web 2.o/social networking site where visitors read profiles and
Blair And Boogie
Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair is to front a new band made up of former world leaders.
Ron Paul Marches On
Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul vowed to continue his eclectic campaign after getting drubbed on Super Tuesday. Paul has managed to grab a stranglehold on fourth place in the delegate count in this 4-way race.
Britney Files Restraining Order Against Osama
Los Angeles, CA (DMZ) - The parents of hospitalized pop tart Britney Spears yesterday filed a massive restraining order against her purported manager/confidante Osama "Sam" Lutfi. Citing Svengali like
God Contrite About "Collateral Damage" In Huckabee Tornado Smite Attempt
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorOmnipresence, February 8, 2008God, ruler of the universe and supreme arbiter of the weather, said today He was "deeply sorry" for the many casualties incurred during His
In Quest For Conservative Credentials, Mccain Burns Witch
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorAlexandria, Virginia, February 12, 2008Republican presidential candidate John McCain burned a witch yesterday outside his campaign headquarters in Alexandria, Virginia, in a gesture some political analysts believe
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