Stories Archive by Month - February
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'Tevez Never A Soccervestite' - Izzard Speaks Out About United Star
'He can never be one of us'. Harsh words indeed. But when delivered by comedian and self-celebrated transvestite Eddie Izzard, then you better listen. Who was he referring too? None other than Manchester United's all-action
Recession Causes Surge In Illegal Immigration To Mexico
Outside a Casa Depot in Mexico City, Mexico, a group of men stands in the corner of the parking lot. Their eyes are tired and downcast, their suits slightly rumpled. A truck pulls up slowly,
Coronation Street To End In 2010
The World's longest running soap is set to end in 2010 according to various shady and unreliable sources at Granada studios, where soap 'Coronation Street' is made.
Set in the mythical city of Manchester but
Hillary Clinton Slaps French President's Wife
The newly appointed Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has reportedly slapped the French President's wife Carla Bruni Sarkozy last night in New York.
They were attending a fund raising dinner held in the aid of procrastinator's
People Googling "Miley Cyrus Nude" In Vain
According to Google, Inc., despite the ongoing world financial crisis, rising unemployment, the housing market crash, and other more personal troubles, people throughout the world are googling for nude pictures of pop sensation and Hannah
Michelle Obama To Pose Nude For Playboy
The wraps are coming off the First Lady! Vogue Magazine model Michelle Obama says she will continue her modeling career next month by posing nude for Playboy Magazine, according to
Chelsea Sack Next 3 Managers
Chelsea football club today made footballing history by sacking their next 3 managers - before they'd even been appointed.
A spokesman for the The Blues confirmed today that Guus Hiddink, Frank Rijkaard and Roberto Mancini
Hunting Ban To Be Lifted
The Government has announced a lifting of the ban on hunting with hounds, just five years after it's much-vaunted Hunting Act was introduced.
In an Early Day Motion tabled today by Chancellor Alistair Slugbalancer, the Government
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