Stories Archive by Month - February
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Jolie To Star In "The Octuplet's Mom" Movie
LOS ANGELES, California - Angelina Jolie has been signed to star in the new movie "The Octuplet's Mom."
Jolie will portray the California Super Mom who recently gave birth to octuplets in Kaiser Permanente Hospital
1-seater Smart Forone Car Planned
A car manufacturer has bought the rights to 1960's classic Peel P50 microcar to make the smart forone.
Following yesterday's coverage of the new clockwork smart fortwo, we can today report that it has also been
Porn Star Stormy Daniels Vows To 'Join All The Other Whores In The Senate'
Washington AC/DC - (Horny Ass Mess): Enormous-bosomed peroxide porn star Stormy Daniels has vowed to 'join all the other whores in the Senate' by challenging David Ritter for the Louisiana Senator's seat.
"My hot ass is
Russell Brand Claims He's The Octuplet Mom's Sperm Donor!
Burbak, CA - Disgusting funnyman, Russel Brand, has claimed that he is the notorious 'anonymous sperm donor' who fathered over 14 children with one Califonia woman, included octuplets born last month!
'Yes, they're all mine! T'was
Kevin Pietersen Earns Fantastic Nickname of 'Dumb Slog Millionaire'
Former England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen, the man who was auctioned-off for £1.55million to Bangalore owner Vijay Mallya last week, has set tongues wagging on the Indian sub-continent, and has already earned himself the interesting
The "25 Random Things About Me" Generator
You've been tagged. The pressure's on. How will you think of 25 random things about yourself for your Facebook friends? BBspot comes to the rescue with our "Random Things about Me Generator." Whether you need
Dubai Going Broke! Proves There Is Only One God, And It Ain't Allah!
Dubai/UAE Raggedy Ass Arab News - Despite claims to the contrary, Allah is not smiling on his children in Dubai.
In addition to the recent revelation that the former playground of the rich and famous had
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