Stories Archive by Month - February
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Ross Kemp Injured In Afghan 'Friendly Fire' Incident.
Former East Enders actor Ross Kemp has been injured in a friendly fire incident while filming another series of his front line documentary series 'Ross Kemp in Afghanistan'.
Kamp, 44, had been shadowing a team from
England Cricket Team Replaced By Womens Side
The England cricket has been recalled by the ECB after their woeful display in the first test in the West Indies. The womens England team is been sent out the Caribbean to play in place
Scrappleface Editor Now Dc Examiner Columnist
Today Scott Ott debuts as a columnist in the Washington DC Examiner. His twice-weekly column, rendered in a fashion reminiscent of ScrappleFace.com, will appear online and in print on Tuesdays and Fridays. He will continue
Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
Scrapple Face
Funny stories and jokes about Apple computers, Macs, iPhones and iPads
Scrapple Face
Added: 11 February 2009
American Idol's "Bikini Girl" To Appear In Magazine
HOLLYWOOD, California - Katrina Darrell, better known as "Bikini Girl" was recently eliminated from the singing competition show American Idol.
But Katrina, who is a sexy-looking 20-year-old California babe will soon be crying all the way
Mother of Octuplets To Feed Babies To Other Children
Nadya Suleman, the California mother of six children and a new set of octuplets, admitted today to having the eight new children in order to feed her six other starving offspring by cooking them up
Adams : 'Back Me Or Sack M...oh'
Tony Adams, whilst rehearsing his press conference after the impending defeat by Liverpool, was overheard saying 'back me or sack me' by Pompey Chief Executive Peter 'Twenty' Storrie - who promptly did sack Adams before
Johnny Depp To Star As A Gay Mexican Astronaut
HOLLYWOOD, California - Columbia Pictures in association with Mexico's Guacamole Films has just announced that Johnny Depp will be starring in their motion picture "Gay Jose, Can You See By The Dawn's Early Light?"
The movie
Bob Dylan, Carol Burnett Weekend At Bernie's (madoff)
A family member has called the police to say that some people are up in Bernie Madoff's Penthouse and they're afraid Bernie is being worked over for "stealing money from all those people."
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