Stories Archive by Month - February

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Ellen Degeneres And Her Wife To Adopt Octuplets

BEVERLY HILLS, California - In a surprising move, talk show host Ellen DeGeneres, 51, has announced that she and Mrs. DeGeneres, aka Portia de Rossi, 36, are adopting the famous octuplets. Ellen recently met the octuplets'

 The Spoof
Added: 11 February 2009
Michael Phelps To Endorse Dunkin' Donuts And Raid

Michael Phelps To Endorse Dunkin' Donuts And Raid

(Los Angeles-CA) Eight-time Olympic gold medal winner Michael "Don't bogart the bong" Phelps isn't letting his suspension by USA Swimming or Kellogg pulling its endorsement deal take the glow out of

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 10 February 2009
Plant, Krauss, Martin, Bush Winners At Grammys, Brown Biggest Loser

Plant, Krauss, Martin, Bush Winners At Grammys, Brown Biggest Loser

Robert Plant and Alison Krauss' were the big winners at last night's Grammys as Chris Brown appeared to be the biggest loser. The unorthodox partnership of Plant & Krauss yielded rich rewards on the special night,

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Manchester United Enter Administration

The world champions Manchester United have been forced to enter administration. They are the first big name football club to fall to the worldwide economic crisis. The club which is owned by a mad fat

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Pc Weenies: Job Search

Nothing like a little news to get the job search started...

 BBSpot
Added: 10 February 2009
Kevin Keegan Is New Portsmouth Manager

Kevin Keegan Is New Portsmouth Manager

Premiership side Portsmouth have wasted no time in appointing Kevin Keegan as their new manager - 'King Kev' was appointed earlier today after the sacking of Tony Adams. Keegan, known for his commitment to his teams,

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Classifieds - Careers And Employment Section

CLASSIFIEDS - CAREERS & EMPLOYMENT SECTION _________________________________ |Easy $$. Just send us $39.99, and | |we will show you how to make | |money selling things for $39.99 | |800-555-1234 | |________________________________| |Work

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 10 February 2009
Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed With Down Syndrome

Sarah Palin's Vagina Diagnosed With Down Syndrome

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's Press Secretary Meghan Stapleton has issued a press release which comes close to explaining the former Vice Presidential candidate's often puzzling comments and behavior. It seems Palin's vagina has been diagnosed wit...

 The Spoof
Added: 10 February 2009


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