Stories Archive by Month - February

LONDON - Vanessa Perroncel, one of the world's most famous lingerie models has agreed to fill in as Sky News Host while Kay Burley takes one weeks vacation. The 49-year-old Burley plans to take care of

Ewan Cameron from Inverness a spokesperson for Clan Cameron has spoken out against David Cameron current leader of the Tories and the Tory Twit who is destined to be next Prime Minister of the UK. Ewan

JOLIET, Illinois - Mickey D's, the giant hamburger chain has just announced that it has developed a new menu burger in honor of golfing legend Eldrick Tont Woods. The new burger consists of a special

Paris Island, SC - The Few, The Proud, and now, The Blonde! Actress and songtress, Paris Hilton, has joined the Marine Corp and is training at Paris Island in South Carolina. "As she grew up, Paris

It may come as a surprise to millions of Britons, and will especially come as a HUGE surprise to Katie Price, but research carried out by a team of Oxford statisticians reveals that there are

Local man Martin Shuttlecock today narrowly averted making a complete and utter arse of himself on Valentine's Day thanks to an eagle eyed mate of his who'd popped round for a cup of tea on

Doctor Conrad Murray, the medic charged with supervising Michael Jackson's medication at the time of the star's death has emphatically denied that he involuntarily manslaughtered the King Of Pop. Upon finding himself faced with manslaughter charge...

Tehran, Iran-- The Islamic Revolutionary Government of Iran certainly plans to live up to its pledge to 'stun the West' on February 11th. Iran is to announce first contact with an extraterrestrial speciesthe Romulans. Iranian