Stories Archive by Month - February
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Supergran Ann Timson High As A Kite On Marijuana
NORTHAMPTON: Flame-haired 71 year old Supergran, Ann Timson, who bravely took on and beat-up a gang of armed jewellery robbers, released her first press statement this morning.
"I'm feeling as high as a kite right
Fbi Continues Scientology Investigation: Questions Suri Homes Over Claims She Forced Parents To Work 20 Hours A Day To Support Her Lifestyle!
Reports surfaced today that the FBI has been clandestinely investigating the super secretive Scientology cult for the past year over claims of physical abuse and labor violations made by former members
Dominus Noster Orders John Ensign And Dean Heller To Leave The Country
LAS VEGAS - Dominus Noster blasted John Ensign, the wife barterer, and Dean Heller during a press conference, ordering them to leave the country. Noster also promised that libertarians will rake both of them over
Rihanna Releases Pop Song To Publicise Her Latest Porn Video
Raunchy Rihanna has released a song called 'S&M' which she hopes will help to catapult her video of the same name into the British porn charts. And she has criticised the BBC for 're-naming'
Senator John Ensign Unveils Wife Bartering Plan
LAS VEGAS - Senator John Ensign (R-NV) unveiled a new plan to help more individuals married men and families access healthcare. With Senator Ensign's plan, the only people eligible would
Mel Gibson Says He And Ex-fiancee Oksana Grigorieva May Be Getting Back Together
LOS ANGELES - Mel Gibson has confided to his hair stylist FuFi Fondue that he is seriously thinking about getting back together with his ex-fiancee Oksana Grigorieva.
Gibson, 55, stated that he really misses Oksana's beautiful
"Man Utd To 'Blitz' Man City" Predicts Jack Wilshere
COPENHAGEN: Hours before England take the field against Denmark, Arsenal midfield prodigy Jack Wilshere turned his attention back home to the Premier title race.
"It's a straight fight between us and Manchester United", declared England's
Alex Reid Is Turning Into Odd Bod
Frankenstein monster lookalike Alex Reid is starting to morph into an ugly green monster.
The muscular dummy is starting to lose all touch with reality and instead is still in lust with Jordan.
Poor duped Alex is
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