Stories Archive by Month - February
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Boxer Amir Khan Admits 'I Was Handbag-wielding Supergranny In Foiled Robbery'
The story of the old lady that 'clobbered' robbers with her handbag took a strange twist today when WBA champion boxer Amir Khan claimed it was him. Video of the raid on a jeweller's
47 Hobbits Missing While Working On Google Middle-earth Project
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Robert Pattinson's Tear-jerking "Renesmee Lullaby" Spawns Mass Hysteria
Hot news from the Twilight 'Breaking Dawn' set, where tomorrow, Robert Pattinson's Edward Cullen is scheduled to play piano and sing a lullaby to his beautiful vampire hybrid child, little Renesmee.
"We've heard it in rehearsals",
Police To Be Issued With Handbags
Following in the footsteps of Hero Granny, Ann Timpson, 71 the Police are being issued with red handbags with which to deal with criminals.
Ann took on four sledgehammer wielding jewel thieves in Northampton with shouts
Richard Keys & Andy Gray "Bounce" Back On Talktit Radio
Sorry! How silly of little me! Not TalkTit. It's TalkSport! Silly Juanita!
Anyway, laddo presenters Richard Keys and Andy Gray 'Bounced' back to work today when they accepted an offer to present
Exorcism For Jo Yeates Ahead of Funeral
Bristol - (Last Frights): Thursday's Venus/Pluto conjunction in Capricorn will see Joanna Yeates' body receive extreme unction to avert bad karma in the forthcoming afterlife.
Unguents, incense and votive candles will form part of a ritual
Colin Firth Beside Himself After Awards Snub
The King's Speech star, Colin Firth, was brought crashing to earth last night when his seeming unstoppable run of awards was halted.
Best acting prize at the Evening Standard Awards went to Andrew Garfield for his
O'reilly And Obama Agree That Glenn Beck Is Nuts
President Obama sat down with Fox News Show host Bill O'Reilly in a rare and candid interview that touched on everything from the unrest in Egypt and how it should be handled, the economy and
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