Stories Archive by Month - February

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President Bush Replaces Michael Chertoff With Harold Hurtt

President Bush Replaces Michael Chertoff With Harold Hurtt

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After hearing Houston Police Chief Harold Hurtt's remarks in one of the Police Chief's recent press conferences, President George W. Bush gave praise to Chief Hurtt...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 17 February 2006
Willie Nelson Releases A Gay Cowboy Song

Willie Nelson Releases A Gay Cowboy Song

Willie Nelson, the king of country music, has surprised the entertainment industry, as well as online satire writers with far too much time on their hands, by releasing a song dedicated to gay cowboys...

 The Chortler
Added: 17 February 2006
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Trailer Review: Ultraviolet

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 BBSpot
Added: 17 February 2006
Cheney Takes Bronze Medal In Olympic Biathlon;7 Killed, Dozens Injured

Cheney Takes Bronze Medal In Olympic Biathlon;7 Killed, Dozens Injured

TURIN, Italy (PoopyCaca.com) – Vice President Dick Cheney killed seven spectators and injured dozens more as he shocked both the political and sporting worlds...

Apple To Launch 200 Gig Video Ipod With Blue Tooth Technology

Apple To Launch 200 Gig Video Ipod With Blue Tooth Technology

(Cupertino, California:UCS News) Today Steve Jobs the CEO of Apple computer announced the release of the newest update for the Video Ipod. The New Ipod has a capacity of 200...

Super Bowl Crowd Disgusted By Mick Jagger's Tits

Super Bowl Crowd Disgusted By Mick Jagger's Tits

DETROIT — Rolling Stones’ fans could get no satisfaction at the Super Bowl XL half-time show at Detroit’s Ford Field. Jagger’s vocals were lazy...

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 Bongo News
Added: 17 February 2006
U.N. Tables Iran Nukes, Debates Cheney Threat

U.N. Tables Iran Nukes, Debates Cheney Threat

The United Nations Security Council today tabled discussion about how to react to Iran?s ongoing nuclear weapons development in order to take up debate on what to do about U.S. Vice President Dick...

Cheney Inflicts Collateral Damage On Hunting Buddy

Cheney Inflicts Collateral Damage On Hunting Buddy

WASHINGTON, DC — Vice President, Dick Cheney, explained the circumstances behind his recent hunting accident...



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