Stories Archive by Month - February
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Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes To Split, Report Says
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Whittington Kept Under Wraps In Intensive Care
Corpus Christi, TX (UPSI) - Harry Whittington, the 78 year-old lawyer who was recently shot by his friend Dick Cheney is apparently doing quite well after suffering a mild heart attack...
Wayne Gretzky Puts Odds At 5-to-1 He'll Avoid Gambling
Hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, talking candidly about the gambling controversy swirling about him, told
reporters "there's a 5-to-1 chance I'll get out of...
Calvin And Hobbes Come Out of The Closet
For years millions have marveled at the the eerily 'close' relationship between adorable little Calvin and his lovable make believe tiger Hobbes. Now, according to 'J' magazine readers can finally learn just how 'close"...
Tom Cruise Still Gay In Love, Dick Cheney Shoots Straight, The Diary of Linsday Lohan
(New York--NY) Arnold Robinson, publicist for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, absolutely denied a story in "Life & Style" magazine that the couple was breaking up. "Mr. Cruise and Ms...
Street Star Tells of Addiction Misery
William Roach, known to millions as Coronation Street's Ken Barlow, is in rehab this week following a dramatic breakdown on set.
Gay Bishop Faulted For Calling Alcoholism "disease"
V. Gene Robinson, the first openly-homosexual Episcopalian bishop, came under attack today for a recent statement in which he called his alcoholism a "disease" for which he's getting treatment...
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