Stories Archive by Month - February
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Bill Gates: Why Bother With Passwords?
Matthew writes: Microsoft is planning to include new “Infocard” technology in Internet Explorer that will allow websites to extract personal information from your computer without requiring a password.
“We looked at the web landscape,...
American Bar Association Asks, Is Whittington's Shooting Retribution For Its Stand On Domestic Spying?
Despite the fact that just a few weeks ago United States President George W. Bush was citing it's support of Samuel Alito for the Supreme...
Congressman Proposes "First!" Legislation
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Bush Cancels Scheduled Hunting Trip With Cheney
WASHINGTON, DC — White House sources confirmed today that President Bush...
Festus In Custody After Airline Boot Bomber Terrorist Threat
'I always thought Ken Curtis looked Iranian' widow of TV star James Arness (Marshall Dillon) said, ' I just never thought he would ever try to blow up a commercial airliner while in flight.' Ken
ABC Debuts "The Mormon Bachelor"
Matthew writes: It's no surprise that ABC has the second most popular reality series (after CBS's “Survivor”) in their “The Bachelor/The Bachelorette” series. They're bending the rules with the next installment: “The Mormon Bachelor”...
Cheney 'Worried Sick' Over Public Image Damage
Vice President Dick Cheney has spent four sleepless nights, poring over popularity poll numbers, analyzing focus group data and crafting an emotional speech designed to turn last weekend's accidental shooting of a hunting
Cheney: 'I Thought We Were Hunting Dan Quayle'
CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — Dick Cheney became the first sitting Vice President since Aaron Burr to actually shoot somebody when he...
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