Stories Archive by Month - February
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Gay Anti-war Immigrant Shoots Friend of Vice President Dick Cheney
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorArmstrong, Texas, February 15, 2007A gay immigrant anti-war activist hunting together with Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly shot and seriously wounded a member of their party earlier...
In The Wake of Cheney Shooting, Gunfire Erupts In Halls of The White House
The tension between various staffs in the White House that has been so apparent to Capitol watchers for months and increasingly by the American...
A New WWE Raw And A New Mcmahon
"Last Monday February 6 , 2006 was the last Raw to ever be televised on Monday nights," confesses Vince McMahon the chairman of WWE...
Bill Lifts Ban On Gay, Fat Or Pregnant Troops
The sponsor of a House bill to lift the ban on homosexuals in the military said today that he would add a provision removing the bans on overweight and pregnant troops as well...
Cheney Suffered Vietnam Deferral Flashback
Doctors say Vice President Dick Cheney may have been under the influence of a "Vietnam deferral flashback" when he...
Cheney Regrets Hunting Accident, But Not Murder, Mayhem And Death In Iraq
(Washington D.C.:UCS News) Vice President Dick Cheney made a public apology to the family of the wounded hunting partner Harry Whittington. The Vice President stated "It is with a very...
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