Stories Archive by Month - February
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Cheney Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., August 9, 2006Vice President Dick Cheney has been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Bush, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan announced today...
Minor News Skipped By Major Media
For the first time since the start of CNN's 24 hour, “second or third hand” news coverage began in 1980, a minor news event has gone unmentioned in the major media. The event, involving a
Cheney Sets Good Example For Youth By Shooting Friend
The White House has made a dramatic shift in its official comments on Dick Cheney’s recent shooting of his friend. Initially calling the shooting, ‘an accident’, White House spokesman Scott McClellan has now told...
Bush Valentine's Day Massacre
Washington, DC (APE) - For the second time in a week, tragedy involving gunplay struck the White House. This time President George W. Bush accidentally shot entertainer Michael Feinstein in an...
Cheney Shooting Victim Deteriorates After Heart Attack, Cheney Donates Own Heart
Corpus Christi, TX (Rotters) - In a stunning turn of events today, it was discovered that Vice President Cheney returned yesterday to Corpus Christi, Texas after his friend and shooting...
Britney Spears Scolded By The Secretary of Transportation
Norman Mineta, the secretary of transportation, lambasted pop star Britney Spears for driving a car with her infant son Sean Preston in her lap...
In A Bi-partisan Gesture, Dick Cheney Invites Democrats To A Weekend In Texas
The White House, reeling from defections within it's own Republican ranks, appears to making an attempt to repair the damage caused between the two major...
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