Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Man With Little Penis Braves Taking Shower After Ballgame.
It took quite a bit of courage for Freddie Hancock to get into the shower with all his teammates after the neighborhood donkey-basketball game for a local charity.
"I thought I felt a pin prick when
Google Android Eats Owner. Blows Up Police Helicopter. Still On The Rampage.
Over-enthusiastic Google employees accidentally released the Google Android into the wild last night. The 30-foot tall, fire-breathing, laser-eyed robot with the head of Larry Page and a heart of great search relevance is currently being
Father Dies Copying Dvd To Floppy Disks. Unhelpful Son Jailed.
A father of 2 died of exasperation after spending 3 weeks backing up classic dad DVD ‘The Seven Samurai’ to nearly 5000 3.5″ floppy disks.
Bob Naylor rented the movie using Netflix and enjoyed it so
Fishy Tales: Nuclear Sub Crash Captain 'Was Smashed On Skunk'
Atlantic Ocean - (Merde Alors! Mess): Ministry of Defence sources have blamed the recreational smoking habits of Capt Rongleur for the stricken French submarine Le Triomphant's mid-Atlantic prang with HMS Vanguard
The two vessels crashed into
Darts Could Star In 2012 Olympics
Olympic organisers are meeting today to discuss the possible inclusion of new sports for the 2012 Olympics. Senior officials from the governing bodies of various sports will make a case for their applications to be
Fact: 87% of Hot Women?s Computer Issues Triggered Remotely By It Support
In mind-bending research conducted by eminent Oxford don Professor Quacky McKickBack, it has been statistically proven that most IT issues that attractive ladies encounter in the workplace are caused deliberately by swooning IT support staff.
The
$50 Billion In Cash Headed For Paid-up Homeowners
(2009-02-17) -- Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner this week will unveil a plan to address the nation's housing crisis by making $50 billion in direct payments to the 91 percent of homeowners who currently pay their
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