Stories Archive by Month - February
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Internets To The Rescue! Man Impales Face On Shovel And Gets Help From Yahoo! Answers!
Tom Johnson was found dead in his shed today after falling from a chair and landing face first onto a propped up shovel. However it has turned out that the Internet played a significant part
Man Clicks On Banner Advert 9 Years Ago. Still Clicking Today.
A New York man was discovered in his apartment yesterday after being presuming missing for the last 9 years. Billy Temple was found sat at his terminal, unwashed and malnourished, with his hand gripping tightly
French Chefs To Order A "Fatwah" On Gordon Ramsay
In breaking news, the French Association of Haute Cuisine Chefs has formally announced a vehement denunciation of UK celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay and added an unprecedented order to all French members to attack the foul
Jack Nicholson To Portray President George W. Bush
MALIBU BEACH, California - Jack Nicholson has just been signed to star in the 20th Century Fox movie, "The Emperor Wore Cowboy Boots."
The film traces the story of George W. Bush from conception until the
U.S. Economy Emits Large Farting Sound
The sound, which eventually echoed throughout the entire nation, was accompanied by a noxious odor that one witness compared to "rotting documents soaked in gasoline, with some totally nasty rotten eggs in there too."
Web 2.0 Startup Gets £10 Funding Round From Mate?s Dad.
Who says it’s all doom and gloom when it comes to VC funding in the current economic climate? Wank.io, the hottest location-based, micro-blogging productivity tool, which is in pre-alpha invite-only mode, just secured a 5th
Survey : Grandmas Are Clueless About Cloud Computing
Saga Holidays, who specialise in holidays for the over 50s, have recently published a survey on the latest technological revolution to hit the internet - cloud computing.
Saga interviewed 12 grandmothers between the ages of 66
Octuplets Mom Is A Proper Dog
She should never have done it. She should have just left it alone. But she didn't.
The mother of EIGHT babies, all at once, Nadya Sillywoman, of Witless Ca, unemployed, with six kids already and jobless,
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