Stories Archive by Month - February
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Steven Seagal Injured In Guitar Hero Accident
Action movie star Steven Seagal was admitted to hospital last week after suffering a sprained testicle while playing the popular Guitar Hero game on the Xbox 360.
Seagal is claimed to have been attempting the elusive
Britney Spears Calls Brain Conference Over Nation\'s Econony
Britney Spears announced this morning that she was inviting all the nation\'s top brains in the entertainment field to Washington DC to do "something about this money mess we\'re in".
"I thought one time lately that
Mother Spends Almost As Much Time Looking After Baby As She Does Discussing It On Internet
Fabulous mother of 1, full-time mother and surprisingly beautful mother of beautiful child, Jane McPhee 35, admitted today that she’d spent so much time on the internet talking about her fabulously beautiful child, she’d forgotten
Kevin Costner & Stacy Keibler To Host Tv's "Dancing With The Wolves"
BURBANK, California - Kevin Costner, actor, director, and producer will be one of the hosts of a new dance show on the Fox Network.
The show is basically a spin-off on ABC's "Dancing With The Stars"
Jade Goody: Death Will Not Be The End
Terminally ill Jade Goody has promised that her impending death will not stop her from appearing in UK tabloid newspapers daily.
Since first appearing in Big Brother back in 2001, she has captured the nation's
Rihanna Learns To Keep Her Mouth Shut The Hard Way
International pop sensation Rihanna was taught a valuable life lesson this week when she finally learned that sometimes it's better to just keep your mouth shut.
The incident happened whilst the umbrella singer was buying her
Mick Jagger Lands J Howard Marshall III Role In Royal Opera House's Anna Nicole Smith Life Story
London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Ageing sexagerian crooner Mick Jagger is to play the role of Texan oil billionaire J Howard Marshall III in the Royal Opera House's production of Anna Nicole Smith's life story.
The
Madoff's Ponzi Scam Wife Legs It With $15.5 Million
New York - (Mossad Pension Fund Mess): Ruth Madoff has vanished along with $15.5 million in 'monthly housekeeping funds' that she withdrew from her Lehman Brothers-affiliated hedge fund checking account just hours before husband Bernard
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