Stories Archive by Month - February
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Michael Jackson In Flesh-eating Virus Emergency. Doctors Alarmed!
Neverland Ranch, CA - The man who still refers to himself as the 'King of Pop', Michael Jackson, has vowed to fight a severe case of a flesh-eating virus medically known as MSRP. Jackson cites
Chelsea Sack Guus Hiddink
New Chelsea boss Guus Hiddink has been sensationally sacked from his new post after only a week in the job, according to a report in a West Ham pub.
Hiddink, prised from his full-time job as
Prince Harry To Enter Indian Big Brother House
As the royal race nonstory evolves and threatens to engulf Fleet Street the British Army today announced that Prince Harry will appear on Big Brother India as part of his racial diversity training.
Critics have argued
Jamie Lynn Pregnant Again Soon After 1st Baby!
Jamie Lynn Spears revealed yesterday that she's single, and pregnant again.
Her now ex-boyfriend, Casey Aldridge says that "Jamie's going to be ok. We're still friends..."
Jamie's mom said: "She's doing ok, actually. We still are
Kfc Secret Recipe Stored In Great Pyramid, Fort Knox Or Mammoth Cave Area?
In Louisville, Kentucky Colonel Sanders' handwritten recipe for fried chicken was back in its Kentucky home Tuesday after five months in hiding while KFC upgraded security around its top corporate secret, following a terrorist chicken
Site News: (some) Letters Back Online
We've posted almost all your letters from 2006-2008 for your reading pleasure! More to come -- stay tuned.
Your Letters Answered: February 16, 2009
We answer letters from real readers like you, but not you, unless you sent us a letter, in which case we probably answered it!
Format Wars: Blu-ray Superseded By Ultomato
If you were considering updating your DVD player to one of the new Blu-Ray High Definition players, you may want to hold off for a few months. A new format system is just about to
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