Stories Archive by Month - February

Hollywood, California - Made deaf, dumb and apparently blind by the ticking away of their biological clocks, women bent on waiting so long for Mr. Right to come along that they let all the sand

The mother of new Octuplets, has had DCF called on her, says the leprechauns who live in my brain. This happened Friday morning, when a neighbor heard loud, crying babies from her house. "I couldn't believe

Space - (Ominous Mess): World leaders' shattered nerves were dealt yet another blow today with the news that US and Russian communications satellites collided in space after crossing Comet Lulin's earthbound trajectory. The American Iridium satell...

Mumbai - (Bollyawful Mess): Bollywood megastar Aishwarya Rai has told divorce lawyers that her marriage has been blighted by Bachchan in-laws' astrologers' pregnancy rumor mill. The stunning green-eyed movie queen has claimed husband Abhishek Bac...

Single People Targeted by Gangs of Couples in Series of Vicious St Valentine's Day Attacks! Instinctive Purging of Socially Inadequate Sad Single Bastards or Jealously Rage at Freedom of the Unattached?

Gibson, who says his two favorite things are "booze and the laughter of children", says his unique take on non-alcoholic drinks is the secret that has made him one of the most popular bartenders in

Scott Ott, editor in chief of ScrappleFace.com, inadvertently broke the news of his candidacy for a local school board post on Michael Koolidge's Chicago-area radio show. If you're interested Scott Ott's (non-satirical) run for School

(2009-02-15) -- Troubled by the "uncertainty" spurred by the cyclical nature of the U.S. economy, Democrats in Congress, backed by President Barack Obama, will take up debate on a measure this week to make the