Stories Archive by Month - February
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New Chelsea Drama As 'Guus Hiddink' Discovered To Mean Something Rude In Holland
There was a new twist to the Chelsea managerial saga this morning, when language experts who had worked through the night discovered that the strange-sounding name of the new boss, Dutchman Guus Hiddink, means something
Jade Goody All Set For Role In Eastenders
Cancer ridden tabloid cod piece Jade Goody was said to be delighted after the make a wish foundation granted her wish of appearing in long running BBC television show eastenders.
It's thought the former big brother,
Hidden Stimulus Provision Yanks Lawmaker Pay
(2009-02-15) -- A little-noticed provision of the 1,073-page American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009 withholds paychecks from members of Congress and all White House staff until they bring the federal budget into balance by
Obama To Veto Stimulus Bill: ?i Had A Dream?
(2009-02-14) -- President Barack Obama said today that "after a restless night's sleep" he will veto the $787 billion economic stimulus package passed by Democrats in Congress on Friday.
"I had a dream," said a visibly
Shilpa Shetty Voodoo Hex Blamed For Goody Woes
London - (Karmic Crap Mess): BNP fans of Jade Goody's 2007 Celebrity Racist Big Brother rant are in hiding this weekend after blaming a Shilpa Shetty 'voodoo hex' for the stricken reality TV contestant's woes.
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Jacqui Smith's Sister Is "Quite Fit"
Connoisseurs of the slightly older (but still fertile) sexy lady will take the revelation that the Home Secretary "Wacky" Jacqui Smith is making the most of her commons allowance with glee after it also revealed
Real Madrid Deny They Are A Racist Club
As England prepare to face Spain in Sevilla, Real madrid have come out fighting against accusations that they are a racist club.
The reason the game is being played in Seville and not in Madrid is
Masturbation Linked To Global Warming
(New Yawk, NY)-- New scientific data indicates most global warming can be blamed on the common practice of masturbation. The disgusting habit is responsible for raising world-wide temperatures by at least 5 degrees. Only male
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