Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Billy Joel Crashes Into Fourth Wall
Once-relevant pop star and perennial road hazard, Billy Joel, lost control of his 1967 Citroen on a rainy stretch of highway near his Long Island...
HR Block Sues Self Over Tax Snafu
CHICAGO, Illinois - HR Block Inc, having publicly admitted that its own state taxes were improperly reported, has announced that it is filing a malpractice suit against itself. "We used ourselves for our tax preparation...
Publisher Taken To Task For Apparent Falsifications In “Non-fiction” Book
Another Oprah Book Club debacle?...
George Bush Says, "No Shiite", KFC Has A Secret, Mardi Gras Parade Floats Really Float And Lindsay Lohan Is A Teen Ween!
(Baghdad--Iraq) Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice condemned the bombing of the Shiite Golden Mosque today saying, "I think it's not surprising that people who don't want the political process to...
Inscription On Statue of Liberty To Change
NY (SN) - President Bush announced today that the inscription on the Staue of Liberty will be changed in order to combat illegal immigration and terrorism. The inscription currently reads:...
Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes Continue Playing House
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Recently hired by JCPenney to boost sales of a new line of couches and sofas, former actor Tom Cruise is putting in a lot of overtime in order to earn money to furnish...
Leo horoscope
There a lots of sweet delights in the air today, especially if a trip to the sweet shop is in the offing. And if not,......
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