Stories Archive by Month - February
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Borowitz Report Gets The Joke Two Years After Bongo News
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Ken Livingstone Offends The Standard, The Sex Pistols Offend Everyone And Barney Fife Offends No One: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs-february 26, 2006
London Mayor Ken Livingstone was suspended for one month from his duties by the Standards Board for England for comments he made to Jewish reporter...
Atomic Scientists Hit Doomsday Snooze Button
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Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery Goes Too Far
In an effort to recapture his youth through yet more plastic surgery, rock superstar/favorite uncle Michael Jackson may have gone too far this time. About 35 years too far...
Specter Bill Creates Guest Slacker Program
Just a day after releasing his proposal to create a ?guest worker? program for non-citizen immigrants, Sen. Arlen Specter, R-PA, today circulated a first draft of legislation which would launch a 'guest slacker'...
Pamela Anderson Stars On X-Ray TV
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Donald Trump Calls Martha Stewart A 'Moron'
The war of words between billionaire real estate developer Donald Trump and billionaire domestic diva Martha Stewart has escalated...
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