Stories Archive by Month - February
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Pope Quits
(Vatican City) Pope Benedict XVI announced today he is quitting and the Catholic Church is out of business forever. The pontiff spoke in latin: 'E quittorum muddafukae' and ended almost 2,000 years of church history.
Clinton Tells Obama: 'Shame On You'; Obama Admits Carrier Landing Was "Pure Political Theater"
(Ucs News) -- A visibly angry Sen. Hillary Clinton lashed out at Sen. Barack Obama over a campaign stunt she called an unnecessary risk to troops and a waste of tax
Farrakhan Praises Obama, Clinton Woos Chaka Khan
(2008-02-25) -- As her hopes for the Democrat presidential nomination slip away, Sen. Hillary Clinton today tried to answer Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan's praise of rival Barack Obama by securing an endorsement of
Hillary: I?m Honored To Ridicule, Deride Obama
(2008-02-26) -- Sen. Hillary Clinton, continuing to "take the high road" as she did at the end of the last presidential debate, said again today that she is "honored" to be running against Sen. Barack
Snooker Is 'Kinda Gay'
'Touching the pink', 'chalking the cue' and 'breaking the balls' are not cheeky aphorisms but legitimate terms in the world of professional snooker.
Her Majesty Pleasured
Rival TV Historians Clash Over Sexual Awakening of Queen Victoria! Did Her Majesty Lead Nineteenth Century Sexual Revolution in Britain?
'McCalamity' John Mccain Now Shoo-in For Nominee
John, 'McCalamity' McCain now appears to be a shoo-in for the Republican nomination for president say political pundits. His electoral strength has caused his chief rival, Mitt Romney to bow out of the race and
Cancer horoscope
Wearing gloves may make you feel like you're a master criminal, but you may be best to avoid wearing gloves with your......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy
George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.