Stories Archive by Month - February
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New York Times' Attempt To Slime Mccain Backfires And Helps Him
The New York Times, a commie fishwrapper which should be called the New York Slimes, and whose motto should be 'All the news that's shit, we'll print', recently slandered that great American John McCain, in
Surprise Newcomers Sweep 2008 Oscars
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - Hollywood was stunned tonight as the Oscars were swept by a number of first-timers in a new class of high budget electoral films which
Space Shuttle Atlantis Gets Overhaul
Cape Canaveral, Florida (IPP) - The Space Shuttle Atlantis has been moved into its huge hangar for an overhaul and the addition of new external features.
Harry Potter Stars Are Engaged!
Harry Potter actors Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are engaged it can be exclusively revealed. This comes after the pair were spotted on a Valentines Night date together at a London pub.
Nader Pledges Carbon Neutral Presidential Run
New York, NY (Rotters) - After two unsuccessful Independent runs at the presidency in 2000 and
Obama Shifts Focus From Clinton To Nader
Presidential candidate Barack Obama is, according to aides, preparing to take on the leading Green Party candidate Ralph Nader, who announced today to NBC's "Meet the Press" that he is entering the 2008 Presidential race.
Pellicano Case: Nominations Announced For Hollywood's Top Predator Gongs
Los Angeles - (Worst Ass Mess): Expect a sex, drugs and blackmail earthquake to hit Tinseltown after tonight's Oscars red carpet is rolled out for the last time says a leading article in Hollywood's premier
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