Stories Archive by Month - February
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Advanced Movie Plot Technology To Save Earth From Falling Spy Satellite
Washington D. C. − At a briefing today at the Pentagon, Frank Gilliam, who heads the spy satellite destruction team, announced that advanced movie plot technology would be used to save Earth from the spy
John Mccain Denies Allegations That He Is A Politician
WASHINGTON, D.C.--Appearing at a press conference with his mistress, Vicki Iseman, the adulterer John McCain denied allegations that he has been a politician since the early 1980s. The blogosphere is abuzz
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Castro Quits: Clinton-obama On Short List?
(2008-02-19) -- As Cuban President Fidel Castro announced today he would end his half-century of totalitarian rule, sources close to Senators Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama tried to tamp down speculation that they were on
John Mccain Politely Refuses Mitt Romney Endorsement
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorAlexandria, Virginia, February 14, 2008Republican presidential candidate John McCain said tonight he appreciated Mitt Romney's endorsement of his candidacy, announced just hours ago, but that it would
Actuary Diagnosed With Morbid Fear of Everything
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorSt. Louis, Missouri, December 9, 2014Gibber Quake, a high-ranking employee of the actuarial firm of Trembal, Schuder and Blanche, was diagnosed today with Morbid Fear of Everything,
US Ponders Use of Punter To Down Satellite
Punter, Jeff Feagles, is under serious consideration to punt down a crippled US spy satellite instead of the expected Navy shootdown. Feagles recently signed a two-year contract with the NFL champion New York Giants.
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