Stories Archive by Month - February
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Irate Driver Inadvertently Flips Off Own Grandma
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorRegional Urban Locality, June 22, 2016A local man, Henry Dribbler, told reporters today he was distraught to have discovered that the driver to whom he “flipped the
New Flavoured Tampons Leave Bad Taste In Feminist's Mouths
First there were scented tampons, and god knows they were absurd enough (what kind of pervert wants to sniff tampons?!), but now a tampon manufacturer has taken things one step further and provoked outrage with
Planets Not In Alignment For Revolution
We regret to inform loyal Brainsnap readers that our staff astrologer's predictions of the imminent overthrow of the repressive plutocracy now seem to be in error.
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Freddie Takes It Easy
Andy 'Freddie' Flintoff today made a quiet return to cricket in the heat of India. Several short bowling spells followed by a promising knock of 17 not out were just what was needed for the
Naked Justice - Naturist Superhero Latest Weapon In Fight Against Crime
As Naked Crime Fighter Hits Britain's Streets, Critics Question Whether UK Government's New Generation of Super Heroes is Properly Equipped to Combat Crime. Can Nudism Ever be Effective Against Super Villainy?
House Committee Members Star Struck At Roger Clemens Hearing
By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterWashington, D.C., February 13, 2008Roger Clemens appeared today to testify before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform's full committee hearing on "The Mitchell Report:
A Time To Kill Compassionate Conservatism
NOTE: ScrappleFace editor Scott Ott writes columns at Townhall.com. Here’s a glimpse of his latest, and a link to read more…
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A Time to Kill Compassionate Conservatism
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Pledging "Fresh, Clean Start", Disney Clones Britney
By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorBurbank, CA, July 19, 2008A spokesman for The Walt Disney Company, creator of erratic pop diva Britney Spears, said the company has decided to "cut its losses"
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