Stories Archive by Month - February
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George W. Bush Joins Obama Supporters In Texas
(Austin-Texas)Ucs News − US President George Bush issued an appeal to Austin voters to join his crusade for Barack Obama. The President joined Obama as the Democratic presidential candidate ended a
Tree Strike Fells Logger Efforts
Northwester Tree Coalition stumps local logger teams efforts to operate in a safe manner with an all-out running protest. According to a federal forestry official the problems have just begun to take a toll on
Carp Fishing Record Was Rigged
Sussex - The 102 pound mirror carp that was 'caught' by 82 year old William Fuller has been discovered to be a catch not worthy of the world record.
Lindsay Lohan Poses Nude, Looks Kinda Gross
In a tragic twist of irony, one time music and cinematic superstar, Lindsay Lohan, posed nude for New York Magazine - only to have most readers turn a disgusted eye from the pictures.
Nation Suddenly Realises Kerry Katona Is Pointless
In an unprecedented, collective moment of clarity, Great Britain has finally recognised that chubby, whiny non-celebrity Kerry Katona is an utter waste of space.
Miley Cyrus: The 'Secret' - They Found Out... I'm Ruined!
Dogpatch, TN - A teary-eyed Miley Cyrus held onto her Dad's arm as she walked slowly up to the scores of microphones planted on her rural Tennessee driveway. Reporters were anxious to hear her in-person
Sodomy & Gomorrah Joy: Israeli Mp/rev Pat Robertson Fan Blames Gays For Tremors
Tel Aviv, Israel - (Tectonic Mess): Fundamentalist Virginia Beach TV preacher and protein-defying ageing pancake salesman, the Reverend Pat Robertson, is cock-a-hoop today following the news that Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri has blamed gays for
Zsa-zsa Gabor's Husband To Publish Anna Nicole Faghagiography
Los Angeles - (Farcial Mess): Prince Frederik Von Assfelt, husband of actress Zsa-Zsa Gabor and sometime paternity claimant of Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, is to publish a faghagiographical memoir of their tryst, it
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