Stories Archive by Month - February
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Top 9 Little Known Facts About Barack Hussein Obama
9. He defecates hope, urinates dreams, perspires justice, expectorates butterfly kisses, and cries tears of racial equality.
8. While his home planet was in the throes of destruction as the result of a thermonuclear chain
Top 11 Ways Sony Plans To Celebrate Their Blu-ray Victory
Start work on proprietary standard for electrical plugs...
George Bush Bombs The 'Real Terrorists': The Crooks On Wall Street!
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - President George Bush is now bombing the real terrorists of the world: the Wall Street crooks in New York City!...
Chancellor To Bail Out First Sharia Banking Corp of London
Canary Wharf - (AssoCIAted Mess): The treasury is in panic lockdown mode this weekend following the news that the First Sharia Banking Corporation of London has gone bust and is likely to need a whopping
Brian Lookatthewater Can't Look At The Water
In a cruel twist of fate yesterday, Brian Lookatthewater went blind and his head exploded. In a statement released by his Master John Morrison said 'If he had a family they would be devastated'.
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