Stories Archive by Month - February

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Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan

Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart who is best noted for her role as Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga vampire movies appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight to talk about her upcoming movie with Vanessa

Ny Yankees To Trade Alex Rodriquez To L.a. Angels For Seven-foot Pitcher!

Ny Yankees To Trade Alex Rodriquez To L.a. Angels For Seven-foot Pitcher!

That rumor you have been hearing apparently could be true that the New York Yankees will be trading star slugger Alex Rodriquiz to the Los Angeles Angels for 7-foot pitcher Loek van Mil who has

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2011
Kate Middleton Dress Speculation Latest

Kate Middleton Dress Speculation Latest

Speculation over who will design the dress in which Kate Middleton will marry Prince William is reaching 'crescendo level' this week, after a host of top British designers met in London to discuss the project. Speaking

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2011
Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Announces World Tour

Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Announces World Tour

Agents for Twilight star Kristen Stewart announced today that their client's left nipple is to set out on a fifteen city world concert tour. "Kristen's left nipple has made so many unscheduled appearances lately that we've

The Oscars: Heidi The Cross-eyed Opossum Pisses On Nicole Kidman

The Oscars: Heidi The Cross-eyed Opossum Pisses On Nicole Kidman

Los Angeles - Is a squinty-eyed critter squirting on Nicole Kidman's picture some kind of psychic tip about Oscars Night glory? Online bookies Aintgottaprayer.con say Yes! and offer 2/1 for the Oz actress to scoop the

Christina Aguilera Emails Broken Hearted David Archuleta A Dozen Photos of Her In A Teenie Weenie "String Bikini" To Cheer Him Up

Christina Aguilera Emails Broken Hearted David Archuleta A Dozen Photos of Her In A Teenie Weenie "String Bikini" To Cheer Him Up

LA BREA, California - David Archuleta is still devastated at being dropped by his record label Hand Jive Records. Luckily for Archie, he has a good friend in Christina Aguilera who helped pick up his down-trodden

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Dalglish Orders Joe Cole: "Hold Your Head Up High Laddie"

Liverpool maestro, Kenny Dalglish, on the verge of creating a team that can once again win the Premier title, is using tonight's game against Sparta as part of his long-term strategy. Sitting quietly in his office

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2011
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Riddle Sends Julian Assange To Swedish Gitmo

London - The WikiLeaks publisher is hopping mad at losing an extradition fright at Belmarsh Magistrates Court today. Oddly-named Chief Magistrate Judge Howard Riddle told Assange "Hanging's too good for you!" and had him clapped

 The Spoof
Added: 25 February 2011


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