Stories Archive by Month - February
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George Lopez Regrets Begging Kate Gosselin To Slap Him
For everything Kate Gosselin isn't, i.e. dancer, actress, balanced, she is a ratings draw. As one producer of TLC said when describing Gosselin, "she's like watching a human train wreck. You just can't turn away
Selena Gomez Shamelessly Goes Sockless In Public
Pretty teenager Selena Gomez daringly went sockless yesterday when she visited a popular 'No Socks' beach in California.
Her boyfriend, baby-faced Justin Bieber, couldn't believe his luck as she brazenly peeled off her socks in public
Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood
A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will
Recycled Toilet Paper, How Do They Get The Shit Out And Is It Sanitary?
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Man City Preparing To Pounce For 30m Didier Drogba
Hush-hush rumours trickling out of Eastlands suggest that City are standing-by to make a shock 30m move for Chelsea's Didier Drogba.
Two events occurred simultaneously yesterday. Making a Drogba transfer to City far more likely
Libyan Protesters Demand Ouster of Gadhafi, Khadafi, Qadhafi And Khaddaffi
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