Stories Archive by Month - March
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Britney Spears Weds Plaster Wall In Surprise Ceremony
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Ford To Market Car Bomb Models In Iraq
"Everyone knows that we don't blow up Toyotas or Mercedes. Those cars are much too well made just to blow up willy-nilly. Fords, on the other hand, are perfect."
Dems Want Repeal of 2002 War Bill, Gop Offers Trade
(2007-02-23) -- Democrats in the Senate plan to introduce a measure next week to repeal the 2002 Iraq war authorization, and Republicans have already announced they're willing to discuss the bill in exchange for Democrat
Woods Streak Over, Pin Flags Fly At Half Mast
Tiger Woods' consecutive win streak came to an end this past weekend when he lost at the Accenture Match Play tourney.
Caption Mariah Carey's Ass Competition
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Nick Lachey Caption Contest Winners
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Paris Hilton Caught Driving While Stupid
LOS ANGELES (Ucs News) - Police seized Paris Hilton's $190,000 Bentley after the heiress was caught driving while stupid. Sheriffs Deputies performed a road side intelligence test and determined the heiress
Zags Player Up On 'Shrooms Charge. Way Up.
Gonzaga center Josh Heytvelt has been charged with felony possession of a controlled substance for having just over an ounce of hallucinogenic mushrooms in his car.
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