Stories Archive by Month - March

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California Scientists Map God Genome

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorDavis, CA, July 22, 2010Researchers at California's UC Davis announced today the successful completion of a three-year, highly secretive project to map God's genetic code. Originally

 Avantnews
Added: 02 March 2007
Justin Timberlake Caption Contest Results

Justin Timberlake Caption Contest Results

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 The Chortler
Added: 01 March 2007
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Bblooper: Fuller, Rounder

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 BBSpot
Added: 01 March 2007
Hilton Arrest Photos Surface On Ebay: Hilton To Enter Rehab

Hilton Arrest Photos Surface On Ebay: Hilton To Enter Rehab

Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - Paris Hilton was shocked today when she showed up to reclaim her impounded Bentley and found herself arrested and booked for violation of her

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 March 2007
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Dow Jones Drop Due To Windows Vista 3d Chess Glitch

(Ucs News : New York) When the Dow Jones industrial average plunged to its low of the session Tuesday, it happened with incredible swiftness -- a matter of seconds -- because

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 01 March 2007
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Romney Backs Don?t Ask-don?t Tell For Gays, Mormons

(2007-02-19) -- Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney, seeking the Republican nomination for the presidency, today said he backs the former Clinton administrations "don't ask-don't tell" policy regarding homosexuals in the military, and he proposes extending

 Scrapple Face
Added: 01 March 2007
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Leak Threatens Fox News Fact-checking Supremacy

Secret to network's reporting methods exposed. A former FOX News executive has divulged details about how FOX maintains its high level of accuracy, it has been revealed. read more

Bush Administration Blames Market Plunge On Chinese Plot: The Manchurian Columbidae

Bush Administration Blames Market Plunge On Chinese Plot: The Manchurian Columbidae

Washington, DC (APE) - In an early morning press conference today President George Bush blamed yesterday's over 400 point loss in the US stock market on a highly sophisticated



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