Stories Archive by Month - March
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Charlotte Church Pregnancy Fear - Doctors Say Foetus Refuses To Be Welsh
Voice of an angel star, Charlotte Church and her rugby playing lover, Gavin Henson, were being comforted at home last night after it was revealed that their foetus was refusing to be born in Wales.
Monty In Trouble For Saying "Boo!" To A Goosen
Golfer Monty Colingomerie is in trouble with the Professional Golfers Association (PGA) again and has been charged with 'ungentlemanly conduct' and 'behaviour likely to cause a fight'.
Cool New A&e Departments For Joy-riding Kids
Health Minister, Caroline Flint, today announced plans to build a thousand super new Accident and Emergency departments in the UK to cope with the rising number of complaints that joy-riding children are so like traumatised...
Lunar Eclipse: Werewolves Triple In Number Overnight
The lunar eclipse on Sunday the 4th of March 2007 has marked a comeback in the numbers of werewolves across the world, cosmologist and naturalist Michael Bull claimed today.
Chelsea's John Terry Out Until End of Season
John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby
Bone Box Stirs Controversy In Vatican And Holy Land!
An ancient ossuary has been uncovered with the tantalizing inscription 'Jesus, son of Joseph and His wife, Magdalene the whore'. Theologians, church officials and Holy Land experts have leapt into the fray with a war
Funny Man Dies Laughing
A comedian, who was allegedly the funniest man in Britain, has died aged 65, doing the thing that he did best - laughing.
London 2012 Olympics Over Budget By £13
The cost of the 2012 London Olympics is a staggering £13.97 over budget.
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