Stories Archive by Month - March

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Study: Breast Cancer 3-day Actually Takes 4 Days

Study: Breast Cancer 3-day Actually Takes 4 Days

The very popular charity walk, The Breast Cancer 3-Day, has participants crossing the finish line 24 hours after their scheduled arrival time. 'God, it felt like we were walking for 4 days,' said a visibly

 The Spoof
Added: 04 March 2008
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Texas Taco Shop Owner Claims Obama's Image Can Be Seen In Tortilla

ALAMO, TEXAS: Miguelito Gutierrez, owner of Taco Delicioso told reporters outside his taco-shack that the image of Barack Obama appeared on a tortilla when he pulled his stack out of the oven.

 The Spoof
Added: 04 March 2008
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Jamie Lynn Juno

Academy award nominated 'Juno' is to be made into a Broadway musical, staring non other than... Jamie Lynn Spears! The preggers sixteen year old sings the theme tune to her show 'Zoey 101' and is

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Mexico Lands Astronauts On Mars

Mexico City, Mexico (IPP) - The Mexican Aeronautics and Space Administration (MASA) has succesfully landed three manned and three unmanned spacecraft on the planet Mars.

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Bush Beginning To "Act Out" In His Final Months As President

With most public attention focused on the upcoming presidential election in November and away from the White House, reports from various sources are beginning to surface of President Bush becoming "somewhat of a nuisance" in

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I'm Voting For Whoever Fixes Traffic And Makes Milk Cheaper

You hear a lot about voting for people these days, which I guess means that it's about time for another election! In case you couldn't tell, I follow politics about as closely as I follow

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 03 March 2008
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Dr. Jeckyl And Hanna Montana

Miley Cyrus had been diagnosed with a rare multiple personality disorder brought on by ingesting a potion created by Dr. Henry Jeckyl from the Jeckyl and Hyde Institute of Los Angeles California. The chemical potion

 The Spoof
Added: 03 March 2008
Eastenders To Move Production

Eastenders To Move Production

BBC bosses are planning to move production of Eastenders to India. All of the cast and crew are set to be replaced in a massive shake up that will save the BBC millions of pounds

 The Spoof
Added: 03 March 2008


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