Stories Archive by Month - March
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Prince Harry Returns From Afghanistan, As Do All Other British Troops
Prince Harry was recently ordered to return from Afghanistan, his deployment there being deemed too dangerous for a Prince of the Royal Blood. But in a surprising development, all 5700 British troops in Afghanistan were
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Were Top Footballers Sexually Harassed into Throwing Vital Games? British Premier League Rocked by New Match- Fixing Claims!
New Sex Symbols Preferred
Confusion over sexual identity symbols has grown over the last thirty years. A citizens committee comprised of poets, writers, actors and religious leaders has selected four symbols to convey sexual interest and affiliation.
US Army Makes War On Pigs - Enlists 'Pig Czar'
Columbus, Georgia (Ft. Benning): You expect to find a few pigs at a US Army post named for a Confederate general. They are found many other places too, like Big Business, Congress and broadcast journalism.
Prince Harry Accompanied By Two Blondes Seen Falling Out of A Kabul Nightclub Completely Rat Arsed
GB News has just announced on its Website that reporter Gordon Bennet has been detained by MI6 in Kabul for revealing the whereabouts of Prince Harry...
Top 9 Reasons The Ap Is F***ing With Brian Ledbetter At Snapped Shot
Our good friend Brian Ledbetter at the excellent photojournalism site Snapped Shot, has gotten a very raw deal from the folks at the Associated Press. It involves threatening him with a lawsuit. Please visit
Mccain Launches New Campaign "Fear We Can Believe In"
(Straight Talk Express : Ucs News) -- Sen. John McCain, the presumptive GOP presidential nominee, and the Democratic candidate Barack Obama are trading shots almost daily in what is sure to
Economists Find New Nomer For US Financial Disaster: Bushnation
You have heard of inflation, deflation, stagflation and depression but economists have been in search of a new name for the total wreck of an economy reeked by the Bush (worst president ever) regimen.
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