Stories Archive by Month - March
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'We Fear Chevron Takeover Unless Punitive Damages Quashed' Say Exxon-mobil Attorneys
Washington DC - (Prince William Sound Mess): 'My clients fear the humiliation of being swallowed up by the mighty Chevron Corp if the $2.5billion Prince William Sound fine goes through,' attorneys for Exxon-Mobil moaned at
Computer Catches Herpes Virus
Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - Scientists in Pahokee, Florida report that for the first time a human herpes simplex virus has transmutated and afflicted itself upon a computer.
Michelle Obama Caught Shopping For Tiara At Tiffany's - "Gotta Get Ready For Our Coronation" She Tells Reporters
Barack Obama's wife, Michelle Obama, was caught shopping for expensive tiaras at New York's famous Tiffany's jewelry store.
Scientists Tackle Bacterial Infected, Drug Resistant Storms
Midland, Texas (APE) - Scientists across the ever widening "Tornado Alley" are resorting to newer, more high-tech interventions in their quest to understand and control super storms which have
Every Actor In Hollywood Overdoses On Drugs At Same Time
Los Angeles hospitals and emergency rooms were taxed to the limit when every actor in Hollywood overdosed on prescription medication at the same time.
Tnoyf Analyzes Letter From Ap Lawyer To Brian Ledbetter At Snapped Shot
The Nose On Your Face continues to examine the case of the Associated Press attempting to strong-arm blogger Brian Ledbetter from the photojournalism-critiquing website, Snapped Shot. Below is an actual copy of the
Paranoid Persons Being Followed Around
Palo Alto, California (IPP) - Scientists working at the Palo Alto Think Tank and Reseach Facility (PATTRARF) have discovered that paranoid people really are being followed around.
Jews Found Guilty, Forced To Pay Restitution
In what was slated as the trial of the century, the entire Jewish population of the world has been found guilty of the murder of Jesus.
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