Stories Archive by Month - March
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Day-lewis Returns Oscar
Daniel Day-Lewis, who recently won the Best Actor Award at the 80th Academy Awards for his role in the movie 'There Will Be Blood' has sensational returned his Oscar.
Gordon Brown Out of Touch With The Millitary
Former Head of the British Army, Sir Mike Jackson, has said that Prime Minister Gordon Brown is 'out of touch' with the British Army and has no clue as to what service life is like.
Experts Say Virtual Border Fence Only Keeps Out Virtual Mexicans
The news that the “virtual fence” along the U.S.-Mexico border in Arizona “doesn’t meet contract requirements for detecting border intrusions,” and may require replacement, has understandably caused quite a stir. Many are wondering why upwards
Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists
Another earthquake of a similar magnitude to that experienced in the UK this week, could split the Earth in two, say barmy scientists.
Everton Women Stun Gunners In Cup
There was delight on Merseyside last night when Everton produced a stunning performance to overcome Arsenal in the Women's Premier League Cup, ending the Gunners' 58-game unbeaten streak in t...
Time's Poll: 76% of Americans Illiterate
The N.Y. Times has released results of its latest survey regarding American literacy and the results are -- dumbfounding.
Bushes Demand Name Change
Hedges, shrubbery and foliage of all sorts have begun in unprecedented to fashion to demand that they no longer be referred to as bushes.
New York Philharmonic Brokers Korean Peace Accord
SEOUL, South Korea -- The New York Philharmonic brokered a musical end to the Korean War on Thursday, reprising its emotional performance of the Korean folk tune 'Arirang' in the South Korean capital after its
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