Stories Archive by Month - March
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Lewis Hamiltons' Hidden Secret of Success
Formula One star Lewis Hamilton hides a secret that has lead to his phenomenal success - a rare form of Autism.
Maxwell's Silver Hammer Used In Spoof Writer Attacks, London Police Say
A series of crimes targeting spoof writers has been solved with the arrest of a prime suspect, London police said today.
Dozens Injured After Bad Meat Thrown At Them
The recall of 134 million pounds of suspect meat has cafeterias, schools, and supermarkets in a hurry to chuck their suspect ground chuck, in many cases not bothering to look before they toss.
Dana Is Dustin
A clever a mix of ropes, pulleys and smoke enabled Dana and Dustin to be seen in the same room for the first time ever on Saturday. Dana's ferious attack on Dustin was a cunning
Joe Torre's Pitch: Keep Those Pants On, Fellas
Joe Torre, the frumpy Los Angeles Dodgers manager, reportedly will replace studly Michael Jordan as the new Hanes Underwear pitchman in its national TV ad campaign. Torre tested well among people who still bought underwear,
Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader
WASHINGTON - In the last two months, Barack Hussein Obama has built a commanding coalition among U.S. voters and is now viewed as the candidate best able to beat war veteran John McCain in the
Snl's Obama Role Goes To Fred Armisen; Naacp Withdraws Darrell Hammond's Image Award Nomination For Most Positive Blackface Role Model Still On Tv In Protest
New York, New York - Lorne Michaels finally ended speculation regarding who would be playing the role of presidential nominee, Barack Obama, on SNL this season, announcing that the part would go to the show's
Hillary Clinton Severely Anorexic
(Toledo OH) Hillary Clinton was rushed to General Hospital last night suffering from a severe case of anorexia. The still massive monster was listed in guarded but stable condition. Hillary's weight was recorded at 250
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