Stories Archive by Month - March
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Alex Mcleish Defends Training With Cadavers
Alex McLeish, the Birmingham City manager, has defended a controversial training technique whereby players tackle dead bodies leading to the horrific injury to the Croatian national and Arsenal player Eduardo at the feet of Martin
Prince Harry Withdrawn From Agincourt, Reassigned To Battle of Hastings
Harry, the 23-year-old royal claimant to the disputed Throne of England, is being withdrawn from the dust-up at Agincourt and redeployed to the frontlines at Hastings amid public concerns for his safety.
Ufo Researcher: US Government Recovered Turd Alien Body
A respected UFO researcher is claiming that he has documented proof that aliens resembling human turds are interacting with people on a regular basis.
New Keats Poem Discovered
Archaeologists digging in London have discovered a book of manuscripts purported to have been written by the late English poet John Keats. The work was found between the walls in a house that was not
Sophie Monk Trims Her Bush
Red Hot Australian actress Sophie Monk has trimmed her bush after admitting that her pussy was becoming entangled and hard to control.
Chris Moyles Falls Out of Bed - Subsequent Shock Reported As An Earthquake
The World's fattest man, Radio One 'mound' Chris Moyles accidentally rolled out of bed late last night causing tremors that were mistaken for an earthquake all over the UK.
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