Stories Archive by Month - March
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Jade Goody Critics To Be Rehoused
Many critics of the reality television star Jade Goody are to be rehoused following a spate of unexplained phenomena at their places of residence. Apparently these glass structures are beginning to spontaneously crack and large
Gun Crazy
Are US Gun Massacres Simply Work of Lone Lunatics, or Part of Massive Government Conspiracy? Retired Lawman Claims Federal Authorities Culling Population to Cleanse Gene Pool!
Jade Goody: Husband To Be Buried With Her
As Jade Goody, the ex-reality TV star, begins her 'final countdown' to obscurity, it was revealed by her publicist Max Cash today that her husband is to be buried with her, even though he is
Jose Mourinho Punches Manchester United Tosser In Face, Allegedly
Controversy is something never very far away from former Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho, now in charge at Inter Milan, and the Special One was in trouble again this morning, after it was alleged he had
Mother of Octuplets Seen Stalking Sperm Banks
A mother of octuplets was seen stalking sperm banks after her publicist quit her employ in anger. The publicist, who will not disclose his name, said Octom mom is a greedy nut case.
Asked why
Madonna's Latest Adoption Attempt Ends In Failure
World famous singer and entertainer Madonna's well publicised attempt to adopt 18 month old Angsangammillik from her Innuit family in north western Greenland have ended in failure.
A source close to Madonna told me, "Madonna
Mexico Cancels Spring Break
MEXICO CITY - The Mexican Senate has voted to cancel this year's spring break. They said that they are taking the measure because of the sorry state of the American economy.
Senator Alfredo Refried-Valdez of the
Mourinho Spends Night Locked In Toilet
It has been reported that Jose Mourinho, head coach of Internazionale Milan, and formerly of Chelsea and Porto, spent last night locked in the toilet of his Cheshire hotel suite ahead of tonight's Champions League
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